On traveling

When I'm traveling...

Cats don't follow me into the bathroom and jump on my lap. Sometimes there are dogs instead!

I'm always surprised at how everyone arranges stuff in their refrigerator.

I'm amused at how other people's towels match.

Every morning I wake up and wonder where the hell I am.

It's so easy to get dressed because all my clothes are all together and there are so few options.

I like doing everyday things with people like going to the grocery store.

I never know how other people's stoves work so it's easier to make mistakes when cooking.

I get to sit on full-sized couches! We don't have one in the house yet, so it's a novelty.